Ah, Hollywood. Land of broken dreams...
Pshhh. Right. Maybe if you're a loser. But obviously, pizza is not a loser. Fact: Pizza is most decidedly a winner. Proof: Pizza is a big movie star.
So, without further ado, here's a brilliant montage of pizza's greatest celebrity appearances, which comes to us by way of Slice reader and BuzzFeed contributor, Travis Rand Greenwood.
The Ultimate Supercut of Pizza in Film
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The rundown, in order of appearance
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Loverboy
The Jerk
Wayne's World
Stripes
Spider-Man 2
Saturday Night Fever
Spaceballs
Slap Shot
Men At Work
The Goonies
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Fast Times At Ridgemont High
Bio-Dome
Fast Times (redux)
Do The Right Thing
Dog Day Afternoon
Back To The Future 2
Die Hard
Goodfellas
Be Kind Rewind
The Bicycle Thief
Do The Right Thing
The Net
Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story
The Gold Of Naples
E.T. The Extra Terrestrial
Half Baked
Home Alone
Manhattan
Mars Attacks!
Bio-Dome
Nightmare On Elm Street 4: The Dream Master
Rock 'N' Roll High School
Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World
Sixteen Candles
Stripes
Home Alone
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
About the author:Niki Achitoff-Gray is the editor of Slice and a part-time student at the Institute of Culinary Education. She's pretty big into pizza. Also, she likes offal. A lot.