Your wish is my command, Teachertalk. As I've quickly found out, it's not hard to cajole a parent into showing photos of his child.
"First solid food: Cheerios in spaghetti sauce?"
We haven't thought that far ahead. I'm sure it will be some sort of puréed vegetable. I can't wait until the day I can feed her her first taste of pizza—I hope she has a better attitude about it by then.