[Via: wkrn.com]
There are an alarming number of news reports about pizza delivery guys getting held up at gunpoint. Enough that pizza delivery as a form of supplemental income should just not be a consideration. But never have pizza and crime collided, been turned around, and flipped upside down so that the pizza is the, er, perpetration implement.
In this pizza news oddity, an elementary school student gets disciplined for eating his pizza into the shape of a gun and waving it around in the school cafeteria. You can't make this stuff up, people. (We've shown a lot of collective restraint about making "vegetable" jokes. But if you have any saved up you've been itchin' to use, now would be the time.)
Thanks to Jimmyg for sendin' this one in.
Watch the video:
And let's get another look at that kid and his weapon.
Wow. The News 2 art department really brings the whole story together there.
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